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Tapes



*originally posted on "What's Protocol?*

So over the last year (?) or so cassette tapes have been making a comeback, mainly throughout the indie music scene. I’ve been thinking about this a bit lately, trying to understand why the audio format most widely accepted as the WORST ever has had a resurgence, so I did a little internet browsing. Apparently some companies have been putting out tapes due to the elderly population never upgrading to CDs, but that isn’t exactly the demographic I was thinking about.

Another article quotes someone as saying “tapes are great because they have a really nice warm and fuzzy sound.” That “warm fuzzy sound” is the tape hiss that drove audiophiles crazy and assisted people in NOT wanting to listen to them, but I do get what the quoted meant. Tapes just had/have this unique character to them, in both the tangible cassette and their sound quality. Additionally, they posses a sort of nostalgia that has become increasing popular among hipsters and independent music (actually maybe all of music). Anyway, it’s my belief that tapes completely fit the mold of this current shift to nostalgia. Polaroids, fanny packs, retro this and that, cassette tapes…it just makes sense.

Additionally, tapes fit into the DIY (do-it-yourself) state that the music industry has turned towards. Think about it, a garage band or bedroom producer creating music at their house probably can’t afford that great of equipment (or at least that’s the image of it anyway) so if they are working with dated equipment, and have a throwback band/artist image, putting something out on a tape fits right in with their antiquated mold. Another article mentions the fact that many touring bands drive older vans with tape decks, while some of their fans have shitty cars with decks in them as well. So these bands can trade and sell tapes among their peers, which also makes sense.

To be honest, before looking into this at all, I thought this was pretty lame and just another retro gimmick, but after I thought about it I changed my mind and happen to think it’s actually pretty cool. I’m already a big fan of vinyl and have been collecting old (and some new) records for about 2 years, and a do like “retro” things quite a bit (especially sneakers) so I guess I can accept the idea of tapes being put out as well. Now I just need a taper player….

*And you know, speaking of the whole nostalgia thing, I can remember when I used to make radio mixtapes of my favorite songs on the nightly “Hot 9 at 9″ countdown on 98.5KRZ. Those were the days*

Bloggin' - I'm back !!!!!!!!



Let me tell you. I miss putting up my stupid little pictures, my "witty" little comments, my new music and old music posts, my "that guy" of the day, and all the other random nonesense I put on here.

I've been really busy lately and haven't had the time to upkeep this site. If not for anyone elses' enjoyment but my own, I really do miss it.

I guess I should explain what's been going on. Sure. Why not?

Welp, I graduated college and after not knowing what the hell else to do, I figured I would move home and try and save up some money. So after a few weeks of sitting around thinking of what kind of job to get (because like an asshole I hadn't been looking for jobs before I graduated..although I must say I had an internship that continued on after I graduated so I was focused on that...and of course getting the HELL out of school).

So, after sitting around planning on getting some terrible job at a restaurant or something I thought I'd try to do something at least relatively related to my interests. SO around the beginning of June I got a job at a local music venue. I dig music. Alot. So i wanted to be around it. I'm just a doorman/janitor/runner/whateverelsethey need. But hopefully I will start booking some shows, PLUS having this job has lead to some other good things happening as well (I'll get to that).

SO. I get this job, then I go on vacation for a week.

During that time I get a call from a fellow whom I was supposed to have a different internship with this Summer (and live in LA) but it fell through and did not work out. A long story short..I get offered another part time job, which I can do from my home during the day...and still work at the music venue at night/ occasionally when they need me for other things.

So most of my time has consisted of staring at a computer screen all day, then running off to the club, and then coming back to finish up my work from home.

Because I often want to throw my computer out the window, I haven't had the time to post much on this site.

BUT. I'm not finished!

So for the past 2 or so months I've been working a lot, saving up some money, doing pretty okay and staying busy but not really having any direction other than, as I said, saving up some money (which I guess is okay for now?)

BUT then! A friend I've known for a number of years contacted me, after I had shown a good deal of interest in his band and asked me to be his/their tour manager. Using some experience from my job at the music venue, and a term a new-found acquaintance from another band told me, I consider myself a sort of "Swiss Army knife/Janitor" - I do a little bit of everything, I got all the keys, I come in early, clean up, stay late...you get the idea. I'm really enjoying this so far and I've got faith that we are going somewhere with this thing. Additionally, working at the venue has brought up a few opportunities for the band.

So as I said before, I've been busy. Which is kind of a first for me. I don't really know where exactly I'm heading right now but hopefully it's somewhere good. Anyway, I'm definitely up for the trip.

Here's to the future.

I am going to try and hopefully keep this updated a little more frequently.

For now, It's good to be back
-b Funk

iPhone Rant (They Terk errr JERBBS!!)

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/technology/archives/images/iphone_linux-x.jpg


Over two years ago I wrote a hypothetical paper about "An Ultimate Mobile Device, in a Completely Ubiquitous Environment”. During this time, the iPhone had been out barely under a year and all of its' aps were just sort of getting underway.

Now, two years later, more than half of the shit I "made up" in my paper has actually come into existence. Now I'm not saying I thought of all this before anybody else but I swear every time I think of a good idea and don't act on it, somebody else ends up doing it.

If you've got the time, read this. (below) and let me know if I'm crazy or not.

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Mobile Media
May 1, 2008

“Further Research: An Ultimate Mobile Device, in a Completely Ubiquitous Environment”

Introduction

The cell phone, the i-pod, the digital camera, the navigation system, the portable dvd player, the PDA, and the mobile gaming device. All of these various devices, among others are used on a daily basis by millions of people around the world everyday. They are used by so many and so often that many consider them integral parts of their daily lives. Some people have one, two or even three of these devices while other may have each individual device. Even more so, some of these devices have converged over the last years and one single device may be an array of different gadgets. For example, one device with its primary function as a cell phone can also be a media player, as well as a camera.

The problem at hand though is that more often than not, the other utilities of these multi-functioned devices are lacking in their quality compared to a device with a single function. Some examples of these lacking utilities are: the poor quality of the many camera and video phones, the lack off storage space on a number of devices, the difficultly in text messaging on certain devices, and the difficulty in navigating to certain functions such as music players or internet capabilities. The existence of these problems does not come as too much of a shock though, because certain companies are on the market to create top quality devices with one particular function. But if possible why wouldn’t one company try to create a single “ultimate” mobile device with superior multifunctional capabilities? Furthermore, as technology increases how would a specific device such as this function in the completely mediated (ubiquitous) environments of tomorrow?

Purpose

The following report will take a further, more in depth look at the multifunctional “ultimate” mobile media device introduced in the previous position paper. Also further examined will be how this ultimate device would interact, as well as be useful in a mediated “smart” environment containing elements of both ubiquitous (ubicomp) and tangible computing. Additional information will also be provided about some technologies and advancements that have been made over the last several years in the computing technology fields that can possibly help to facilitate the ubiquitous environments being discussed.

Even though the idea of ubiquitous computing has been around since 1988 when Mark Weiser coined the term and there are a good deal of articles, reports, and research going into ubicomp, the advancements in this particular field have been somewhat slow because of the complexity of all that is involved in creating these environments. There is further current research going on in a number of countries including Austria, Denmark, Finland, France, Japan, Korea, and the US and as the computer technologies available to us are increasing there is progress being made. On account of these impediments, the ideas and information given in regards to the ubiquitous environments will be based mostly upon a working knowledge of the area as well as personal imaginative and creative ideas. Although, due to the extended investigation done, there will be some additional information provided from a number of different research sources including the ideas of Mark Weiser, Intel, Fujitsu, Palo Alto Research Center, Eaton, and other researchers as well.

Look and Functionality of the Device

Cell phones and other mobile media devices have come a long way, but in the future they will go even further. A key function of ubiquitous computing is the idea of the “disappearing computer”, which means that the technology is more so integrated into the background so that an individual’s main tasks can be in the foreground. Taking into account this idea, the mobile device will also try and “blend in with” its environment and because of that its name will be “The Chameleon”. It will have a smooth, sleek, but also strong (not clunky) look to it and come in varieties of different colors to fit anyone’s personal style. Keeping in mind its name, The Chameleon will be waterproof and more durable than modern mobile devices, as many people can vouch for having broken their phones or media players due to accidental drops or water incidents.

As for functionality, this device will integrate all the utilities of modern mobile media devices but it will also expand on them and add much more. This is one of the key ideas of the device as a whole; it integrates all modern electronic mobile devices into one, which eliminates the hassle of having multiple devices for a different tasks. It will have no “primary function” because all of its utilities will be of superior quality and work seamlessly together so that no one function will out weigh the others. Although depending on the individual, certain functions of device will be used more than others. The basic functions of The Chameleon will be a cellular phone with a video calling function, a digital camera/camcorder, a music, movie, and live television player, a navigation device with GPS, a portable HD gaming system, and a wifi wireless internet device with full high speed internet capabilities. Also included with the device will be wireless ear phones that double as a sort of Bluetooth headset as well as a docking station which also charges the device (more will be discussed about this docking station in a later section). Many of these functionalities will be accessible through voice activated commands as well. Because the storage capacity of hard drives is rising nearly every two years while their sizes are decreasing, all of the programs, functions, data, and information will be stored on an internal hard drive with not gigabytes but terabytes of storage space.

As stated above, this device will also contain some functions that are original to most of, if not all other mobile devices. One such aspect will be this device’s ability to function as an external portable hard drive such as the current flash drives of today. Upon entering a workspace with a computer the device will wirelessly sync up to it (granted it has not been restricted by privacy settings) and a user will be able to transfer or save data onto the device just as one would with a normal hard drive.

Another positive function of this device is its ability to facilitate social interaction. One such aspect is the video calling function. Prior to a phone call a user can select the “video call” function on The Chamelon, which will let the user be visible on the other user’s device and vice versa, as they speak. This will be a positive feature for users speaking together from far distances or users who have not seen one for a long time. Although, privacy is often a main concern in regards to being seen while making a call. If a user wishes not to be seen they can simply deny the “video call” request and engage in a regular phone conversation.

It is also possible that in the future The Chameleon will contain various health and wellness applications as well. There will be a health alert system integrated into the device for users with certain medical conditions or electronic aids, such as pace makers, hearing aids, ect. If there is a malfunction with the device or something happens to the user, The Chameleon will set off an alert that can go out to 911. An alert will also be sent to selected users on a special contact list which notifies the location of the user and indicates there is a problem. Another health implication is that The Chameleon will have a touch screen that when a user holds and presses their thumb on it, their heart rate, pulse, and other vital signs will be displayed on the device. There can also be a function that will record calories lost or distance ran after indicating user specific information such as weight,age, ect. This function can be very useful to users while dieting, lifting weights, or exercising.

The Chameleon will also take full advantage of the fact that by 2009 all television will be broadcasted in high definition. On account of this, its main front and inner video screens will both be HD and the device will have the ability to stream as well as store (like TiVo) live television programs. The gaming on The Chameleon will also be superior HD quality and through Bluetooth or wifi internet a user will be able to play multiplayer games with other users, which further facilitates social interaction. Because this device will exist in a ubiquitous environment it will also have the ability to connect wirelessly to a television set and either play games, listen to music, or watch the stored movies or programs on a larger screen while still using the device to control the functions.

Introducing some of these basic functions gives only a small incite into what The Chameleon will be capable of. To further understand its other capabilities one must get a general understanding of what the ubiquitous environments the device will function in will be like.

Ubiquitous Environments

In 1993 Mark Weiser, the “father of ubiquitous computing” described ubicomp as a type of computing:

In which each person is continually interacting with hundreds of nearby wirelessly interconnected computers. The point is to achieve the most effective kind of technology, that which is essentially invisible to the user. To bring computers to this point while retaining their power will require radically new kinds of computers of all sizes and shapes to be available to each person (Weiser 1993).

This quote perfectly explains the idea as well as the basic technology of ubiquitous computing. Through ubiquitous computing, computers, sensors, scanners, wifi and even RFID tags and other similar technologies will all be integrated into our current everyday environments. These technologies will create a smooth and seamless interaction between physical objects and computers so that there is little distinction between the two. According to Mark Singer, in his news article, “Ubiquitous Computing Research Spreads” which discusses the joint efforts of electronics company Fujitsu and the Palo Alto Research Center (PARC):

The idea is that almost any device (clothing, tools, appliances, cars, homes, the human body and your coffee mug) can be embedded with chips to connect it to an infinite network of other devices. The goal of ubiquitous computing is to create an environment where those devices are embedded in such a way that the connection to the greater Internet is unobtrusive and always available. Researchers said they will combine the vast array of current network technologies with wireless computing, voice recognition, Internet capability and artificial intelligence into one architecture (Singer 2004).

The Chameleon will be somewhat of a tool to help individuals navigate through, as well as make use of these ubiquitous environments to their fullest extent. Even though there is a general clarity of the concept of ubicomp, the working and technologies behind it are rather complex and complicated. According to the research of the Intel Corporation:

To make ubiquitous computing a reality will require the collaboration of researchers in a broad range of disciplines, within computer science and beyond. Intel’s ubiquitous computing research team includes experts in hardware design, systems, networking; signal processing, machine learning, human-computer interface (HCI), and social sciences (Ubiquitous Computing Research 2005).

Such application and research aspects include: “Embedded Hardware and Systems, Ubiquitous Networking and Intelligent Services, Interaction and Intelligent Management, Embedded Software and Intelligence, Smart Objects and Environments, and Context-aware Computing” (Journal of Ubiquitous Computing and Intelligence). All of these applications, as well as even more are critical to the success of the future of ubiquitous computing.

One such example of a technological advancement that can contribute greatly to the field of ubicomp is the research being done on “extremely high radio frequencies (RF) to achieve broad bandwidth and high data transmission rates over short distances” by scientists in the Georgia Electronic Design Center (GEDC) at Georgia Tech (Georgia Institute of Technology). According to Prof. Joy Laskar who is one of the directors of the GEDC, the goal of the research is “to maximize data throughput to make possible a host of new wireless applications for home and office connectivity”. Also explained in the article is the idea that, “Devices such as external hard drives, laptop computers, MP-3 players, cell phones, commercial kiosks and others could transfer huge amounts of data in seconds. And data centers could install racks of servers without the customary jumble of wires (Georgia Institute of Technology). These developments in the field of high speed, peer-to-peer data connections are believed to be “right around the corner” and Professor Laskar believes, “The promise of multi-gigabit wireless is tremendous. The combination of short-range functionality and enormous bandwidth makes possible a whole range of consumer and business applications that promise great utility” (Georgia Institute of Technology). This technology is certainly another positive move in the field of ubiquitous computing as a whole because it harkens back to the original ideas of Mark Weiser and his “disappearing computer” explanation. To end this section I would like to use another quote of Weiser that further explains his ideas about ubicomp as well as the “disappearing computer”. In his 1993 article The World is Not a Desktop Weiser commented:

I think the value of invisibility is generally understood. Unfortunately, our common metaphors for computer interaction lead us away from the invisible tool, and towards making the tool the center of attention… The clock, and the clockwork machine, are the metaphors of the past several hundred years of technology. Invisible technology needs a metaphor that reminds us of the value of invisibility, but does not make it visible. I propose childhood: playful, a building of foundations, constant learning, a bit mysterious and quickly forgotten by adults. Our computers should be like our childhood: an invisible foundation that is quickly forgotten but always with us, and effortlessly used throughout our lives (Weiser 1993).

Using the Device in a Ubiquitous Environment

The research done by the Intel Corporate provides a few different contexts for how a device may function in a ubiquitous environment. These contexts are as follows:

  • A factory technician, hired to bring an old manufacturing facility up to spec, is conducting a site visit. As he walks through the unfamiliar production floor, the screen of his personal digital assistant (PDA) lights up with manuals and notes from previous technicians about the idiosyncrasies of the various machines he passes.
  • While visiting a dozen key stores across the country, the national sales manager of a major retail chain uses her cell phone to take photos at each location. At the end of her trip, she presses a key on her notebook computer, and the photos appear on a Web page wirelessly transmitted from her cell phone.
  • A graduate student wanders through a university campus. As he passes the chemistry building, his PDA screen shows that his favorite professor is scheduled to deliver a public presentation in room 405 later that day. He adds the item to his calendar.

There are certainly other contexts and situations in which The Chameleon, or any other ubicomp device can be applicable to, but for the time being only a few more of them will be further discussed in more detail. The main focuses will be on the home, the car/ commute, and an entertainment setting such as a restaurant.

Imagine the modern day home transformed into a completely ubiquitous environment with The Chameleon being an integral piece to that environment. The docking station that comes with this device is a sort of hub that may control several different functions of the home from one location. Initially this station is used to sync The Chameleon with the other ubicomp elements of the home but after going through this process, a user is free to roam their home environment freely without having to be tied down to one room. Some possible examples of functions that this device may be able to control are: room temperatures, light timers or settings, locking/unlocking electronic doors, or house alerts (such as a doorbell, the arrival of mail, or security issues). If a user leaves their house and forgets to lock their door or shut off a certain appliance, they can check the status of their home electronics from The Chameleon. With the device they will be able to turn them off (or on) and even lock their doors. This function/technology in particular has actually become available in a somewhat similar device. The Eaton Corporation has created a home awareness system known as the “Home Heartbeat System” which is made up of three basic components, a base station, the Home Key device, and sensors. The base station is a wireless relay system that takes information from the different sensors set up in the house and sends information to the Home Key device. The Home Key is the basic control for the different sensors and the sensors themselves monitor the status of the home. The Eaton Corporation explains that, “Most home security systems drive people crazy more than they drive away bad guys” But “Home Heartbeat is different. For starters, it’s all about home awareness rather than just security or automation. With Home Heartbeat, you can intervene before disaster strikes (Eaton Home Heartbeat). The product’s description further states that:

Small, wireless sensors monitor the pulse of your house. If something’s amiss, the system alerts you — the person who cares most about your home, not someone at a call center halfway around the world. When you’re away from home, Home Heartbeat automatically detects your absence, elevates the system’s awareness, and can send messages straight to your cell phone (Eaton Home Heartbeat).

This device certainly demonstrates the strides being made as well as the many opportunities in which ubiquitous computing and sensors can be integrated into an everyday home environment. In these ubiquitous environments nearly everything will have sensors and computers in them, from walls, mirrors, to even books on a shelf. Another function of The Chameleon will be its ability to scan a particular book, newspaper, or magazine and then download its contents onto the device for future reading on the device or even uploading to a computer. This can be useful if an individual is searching for a specific chapter or section for research or pleasure and they do not need the whole book.

A second context in which The Chameleon can be extremely useful is in a car. Upon entering a vehicle this device will almost immediately sync up to the car’s sound system and any song held on the device will be able to be played through the system. The device will also be able to receive cell phone calls through the car’s sound system so that the driver will not be distracted while searching for their phone. Also if the car has video monitors in it, a user will be able to play the stored games, movies, or programs through those as well. Once a user is out of the car all they need to do is put the ear phones back in their ears, press play, and whatever song or video that was playing through the car will start right back up where it left off inside the car. If a call comes in while the device’s music/video function is playing it will simply pause, a ring will come in and if the user wishes he can simply (by using the voice activation commands) say “answer call” and the call will be synced through the car’s speakers. The Chameleon’s navigation system can also be a huge help when traveling in unfamiliar territories. Because of its global positioning system, the device will provide the best known directions possible. It will also provide the user with traffic and weather reports that may conflict with their travels. For example, if there is an accident that will disturb the current traveling route, The Chameleon will send an alert as well as reconfigure a possible alternate route to take.

The final context that will be discussed is an entertainment setting, such as a coffee shop or a restaurant. This final context will illustrate some more of the ways that The Chameleon is a positive facilitator of social interaction. If a user contacts a friend who is at a location the user does not know how to get and the friend also has The Chameleon they can coordinate a meeting at the designated area through the device’s navigation system. The device will have a locate contact function, which can be disabled if a user does not wish to be found be a requesting contact. While the user is on their way, it may be possible for them to preorder a drink or meal from the location before they get there through a wireless restaurant service. Another possibility is that a user is sent coupons or advertisements from specific stores or restaurants that the user has been to before or has subscribed to. On his way the user gets an alert saying that another one of his contacts is in the same general area as he is, and he calls that person to ask if they wish to join. Certainly privacy is a big issue in this context because users would not always want others to know of their location. In that case there will be a simple “invisible” setting that can be turned on that will disable the location alerts and give a user their desired privacy. After entering the location and eating, drinking, conversing with their friend the user will be able to pay their bill electronically with their mobile device just as they would a credit card. If the user had a coupon or rebate on their device, this would be deducted from the final bill. This creates less of a hassle that often arises in busy restaurants, bars, and cafes.

There are hundreds of different contexts, functions, and services that can be thought of, discussed, and explained for the use of this device but the purpose of this study was simply to lay out a general premise of an ultimate mobile device, explain some of the technology and research behind ubiquitous computing as well as introduce some basic contexts that the device could be used in a ubiquitous environment.

Conclusions

With some of these ideas and contexts in mind, The Chameleon is not only an ultimate mobile media device that fixes the hassle of having multiple devices for specific tasks, but also a sort of universal remote control, able to control an entire ubiquitous environment. Although all of these ideas are not yet entirely possible with our current technology, it may be possible that one day, some or maybe even all of these ideas presented will actually become a reality. Despite that, without the combined integration and smooth running of all of these different technologies that are being created and improved on, ubiquitous computing will not be functional on a national or world-wide scale. Only time will tell what the future may hold but if the creative minds of our world continue working, progressing, and moving forward in their new ideas and technologies, there is certainly a bright hope for further advancements in the field of ubiquitous computing.

They Took Err Jerrbs!!!

Pocah...Avatar

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/avatar_zoe_poster1.jpg

Finally saw the super-hyped about Avatar movie (in 3D!!!) last night. James Cameron essentially ripped off the entire Pocahontas story (thanks Alice)...just with aliens.


Let me lay it down for you:

The
Na'vi (aka Native Americans, Indians, "different" people) have something (precious mineral in the movie, LAND in real life) that the "Sky People" (aka 'Merika!!! aka Earthlings, aka Colonists) want.

The
Na'vi (Native Americans) are one with the land and don't want to give it up. So, the Sky People (colonists) send a guy (Jake Sully as an Avatar in the movie, John Smith (right?) in real life.) to infiltrate the people's village, learn their culture, and take advantage of them.

Of course that doesn't go as planned and there is a big war and lots of people are killed. BUT unlike in real life, and Pocahontas, the aliens win!!! So it's not really the same at all right?

Now my little rant might make you think I didn't enjoy the movie. Not true.

It's visually awesome and wild and stunning and cool. And absolutely worth seeing! Now that doesn't mean I agree with spending
237 million dollars to make a movie while our country is in a recession but, I guess someone needs to figure out ways for people to make and spend money. Entertainment is the way to go! (Really though, we don't NEED it, but it makes people happy and gives them something to do)

Go see it!
Okay bye.

-b Funk


Trailer


Timbaland Shock Value 2


I saw this a while ago but I forgot about it until now.

From Uncut Magazine

According to publicized reports, the album will feature appearances from Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, The Fray, Chris Daughtry, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, Brandy, Keri Hilson and Young Money superstar Drake.


Yeah. "Shock Value" is a perfect title for this album. Miley Cyrus? Daughtry? NICKELBACK? (does anyone actually like Nickelback?) Drake? Real original. Timbo...really? What the hell is wrong with you? Maybe a better name for this would be "MakeMoneyOffShitPopMusciansThatAreHotNow". Good Lord Man.

PLORK: Princeton Laptop Orchestra


Check out what Princeton is working on HERE.

Here's my opinion on the whole thing. I love electronic music, and Princeton might be on to something. They aren't exactly the first to try something like this (maybe the first university). A lot of electronic acts out there are using laptops on a network to make music and send back and forth information to each other, but this might be the largest scale of its' use that I've seen at least.

It is my belief that in its' very essence music is social. Of course their are certain aspects of music that are more personal. People write songs about personal experiences, feelings, etc but they also evoke feelings in the people that listen to them, sort of making it a shared experience. The orchestra kind of has something social going for it, I mean an orchestra in itself is a pretty social event (except for the fact that one person conducts it and the music that's played is usually written by one person.....well some bands are like that too, shit where am I going with this? Actually there's nothing wrong with an orchestra playing the music one person wrote, it's actually extremely impressive that one person can do such a thing. Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and the countless other composers are all geniuses. )

Anyway, everyone is in a room together, that's a start. I feel that instead of just following someone's complete direction, all these muscians should each contribute their own musical ideas/sounds/elements to the mix and create an entire sonic landscape. In my opinion that would be much cooler than what I heard on the (above) video. It would also be pretty cool to see what other types of music could be composed through this though as well. Anyway, it'll be interesting to hear how this progresses in the future.

Thanks for reading
-b Funk

What Is The Future Of The Music Industry?



Guess What ?







Nobody Knows !

Sure statistics might look grim, as fewer and fewer consumers are purchasing music these days. But, as my man Bobby D said, "The Times They Are A-Changin". It seems as though the industry has shifted and to be completely honest, this guy (yeah that's me!) couldn’t be more excited.

"Why is that?" you ask? Well, let me lay it out for you.

Simply put, I think this is an extremely exciting time for music and entertainment as a whole. It might be a little scary for those running the industry, but things couldn’t be better for music fans. (well, some can argue about crappy music being made...but that rant is for another time. To avoid making that mistake, check THIS out).

I look at it this way.

Certainly it's true that companies, labels, ect are loosing money, but things are changing and adaptations need to be made. Nearly everything is in flux and as much as they might pretend they know, not many people really know what is going on. Even more so, nobody knows what is going to happen. This makes it all the better for the young blood coming into the industry.

With the rise of the independent music scene, which includes the DIY (Do It Yourself) approach to production, marketing, and promotions, nearly all aspects involved in the industry need to adapt (to these and all other changes) or they will be left in the dust. I feel the industry needs new and fresh ideas (and people!) to continue to help move it into the future. What better time than now to be a part of all these changes?

Not knowing what is going to happen makes this industry all the more exciting. I truly believe that over the next few years music history will be made and I can not wait to be a part of it.

Although those currently in the industry may be weary of the future, I say bring it on!! I want a piece of the action.

"Music Should Be Like Water"


Bob Lefsetz said-

"Music should be like water. You turn it on, you expect it to be there. Everybody has access, you don't hoard it, and you pay very little for it. Sure, you can buy bottled water, but that's like going to the concert. You can't go to see everybody you listen to, not if you're an avid music fan, but you still want to check things out, listen to new favorites."


I agree with this statement in that like water, music is everywhere. It is at times ubiquitous, it replenishes people, keeps them going and keeps them alive. For some it runs through them like blood through their veins. Yes we expect it to be there and of course we all have the right to music but in the context Lefsetz uses it, I feel like it almost demeans the true value of music. And I don't mean "value" as in economic value.

I think music is the greatest thing in the world but the way the music "industry" as a business is set up is completely screwed up. We are making moves, making progress but larger strides still need to be made.

"Most" (I generalize) people don't want to pay for music. It's too damn easy to download illegally. Maybe I'll rephrase that and say most people don't want to pay a lot for music. I'm personally torn between my incessant hunger for more and more music (and lack of money) and the utmost respect I have for those who create that music (and deserve to be rewarded for it). I'll still go see a good band I like perform live, because for me nothing beats live music. But is that simply enough for a musician to make a living. To survive?

Artist, bands, and musicians still need to be paid to live though, and they absolutely deserve to be. A truly great musician's contribution to the world far exceeds any politician, organization, business, whatever because they have the ability to reach the entire world. I believe Questlove said in the film "Before the Music Dies" that people get art and commerce mixed up. We need to separate them and realize that art is art and commerce is commerce. As lousy as that sounds and as much as I wish it wasn't true, the way things are set up right now...I think he is right.

But what is also true is that music and art (and I mean REAL music and art; not Miley Cyrus, not the Jonas Brothers, not some garbage ass shit that somebody threw together and got signed to a label because it's hip and cool now. I mean real, enjoyable,quality,thought provoking, good music from real people), no matter if it is a "business" is a way of life for some people and it means so much more to them and to me than making money.

Maybe I just have some ideal Utopian view of the way life should be, although I'm sure everybody would like to change a few things as well. I dunno, that's all I've got.

Actually, I've got one more thing. I may have taken what Lefsetz said a bit out of context. I do realize he has a lot of good ideas and incite into the industry. His point (from what I got) was that the industry does need to change, people don't want to forever have to go and purchase single songs at a time. They want it all, for a base price of sorts. Like an HBO package, you don't buy single shows, you get the whole thing. Anyway, I figured I needed to add that, it was simply that his one water/music comment got me thinking about things.

Check out the LefsetzLetter and see for yourself. The post was just written today (10/28/09) so it may not be archived yet. Anyway, it should be up at some point. Look for "LaLa" as the title.

Thanks for reading.
- b Funk

Lil Wayne is the Key



*Disclaimer*
-most of this was written quite a long time ago, it is a long, rather unorganized collection of personal ideas, in other words; it is a rant, it may not even make any sense.

-b Funk



Okay, I’ve figured it out. The whole music industry is out of control right now nobody knows what’s going on; money is being lost, nobody is buying CDs! Radio sucks! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO? The industry needs to adapt, find something new and different. Change to a new business model because the old one isn’t working.

Here’s a prime example of somebody that is innovating the industry right now and seemingly still making money at the same time. READY FOR IT?



LIL WAYNE.

WHAT ! How dare you! How dare I? Okay, listen.

The body of work Lil Wayne has put out in the last lets say 4 years (after the Carter I) is massive, I mean huge (I’m not even getting to if it’s any good or not). Just the fact that the amount of songs he has recorded is massive. He is constantly working and putting out new songs and mix tapes. Now you can argue other rappers do the same thing, and that is a valid argument BUT, I’m not talking about other rappers, although this could possibly encompass the hip hop and rap scene as a whole. Okay well moving on. Lil Wayne essentially makes an assload of songs over a few years and keeps creating hype for himself. When he finally decides to release an album, he hypes it up some more, puts out a tentative date, releases a single (Lollipop), pushes the date back, maybe a few songs get leaked, maybe the WHOLE ALBUM gets leaked (Carter III Mixtape). I’m not entirely sure about this but I believe Wayne actually let the whole thing get released anyway. Okay so now what? Is he going to just let all the songs everybody knows already get put on his actual album? NO. He goes back and records 16-18 more songs in a relatively short amount of time and there is your Carter IIII. Personally I was pretty disappointed with the album BUT what it did do was show a diverse collection of songs that in my opinion showed where rap and hip hop (and maybe all modern pop music) is currently at and maybe some hints to the future. Now how many copies of the C3 were sold? A LOT (in today’s terms). Why? I dunno, maybe with so much hype going on, people wanted to hear what it was like. It really wasn’t THAT good. It’s not a Classic record. How could it be? Classics have longevity; they don’t get old after a few years. Classic Rock, get it? It’s old music, but for some reason people still like it and listen to it.


Anyway, the dude gets it. Who is your favorite band? Now how many new songs do they put out a year? How many in 2 years? Maybe 20-40 if that (I know not EVERY band is like this). Obviously it’s different when you need a collective group of people to actually come up with music, lyrics, and then find the time when you can all come together to play it. How about this, why don’t bands just send shit to eat other and add it together piece by piece? Sure I’ll admit it’s easier to have producers just sending you beats everyday, but still there is a point I’m trying to make. Lil Wayne (or somebody behind him) gets it. He understands. The Drought Mix Tapes, The Dedication Mix Tapes, they were all popular and they were ALL FREE. He said, “Fuck, I’ll go promote my damn self.”
And now guess what? He is free to travel any music genre freely. Rap, Country, Techno-hop, Rock…whatever. As my homie Duke said:

“Wayne’s flexibility/adaptability on diff types of tracks is uncanny. From writing his lyrics down to then realizing he could freestyle and rhyme more cleverly/better without having a piece of paper (or in modern days having a blackberry) in front of him. Then putting out album worthy material for free...for his FANS?? Without seeing any money from downloads?? Wow. He could have made millions but he might not be the Rock star he is today. He might have had to stick with simply rap ( cause of record labels), and we might have never gotten the Lil Wayne we have today”


Whether he is making good or bad music doesn’t even matter. It’s the premise that he’s doing this and someone (actually a hell of a lot of people out there) are digging it. The dude was right; he’s a Martian, a chameleon even, trying to blend in with any and every type of music out there. Now I guess he’s a Rock star, but like I said though, that is still not the main point. WHAT IS IT THEN?



Okay here it is...be original, creative, outside the box, do something nobody else is doing. Kanye West moved in a similar direction with 808’s, more recently Kid Cudi did it with Man on the Moon, even originally a lot of “indie” bands had the same idea (but currently 75% of them all sound the same) and Lil Wayne is doing it with his constant genre crossovers.

I mean seriously, who the hell would do this? Maybe it’ll catch on (I kind of hope not). But still he is performing concerts, staring in moves and still making money other ways. The dude can afford to be out of his mind if he wants to.

So, to sum it up, here is the formula.

Get good at something and get noticed. Then don’t let everybody know your full potential, keep a secrete stash of whatever it is you are doing, your songs, baked goods, new technology, new clothes, whatever the hell it is. Then just keep putting shit out! Once you get recognized (isn’t that the main goal now a days anyway? Just to be FAMOUS for whatever reason you can be noticed by) So once that happens you can start doing whatever the hell you want. But don’t expect this to happen over night. The internet is saturated with people trying to do the same damn thing. But anyway, 2009 marks Lil Wayne’s 10th year in the music game, starting with Tha Block Is Hot all the way to this new crap. I feel like he will keep rapping though and at least some of it will be good but I suppose only the future can tell what’s really going to happen. He’s actually gotten way too played out, but that’s what happens anymore. People just milk things until they run completely dry, until that “hot single” turns into the annoying song you here on the radio every 20 minuets.

As for everybody else unaware of what to do in the music business. Here’s a little more input from the homie Duke:

Instead of making money from albums( which is damn near impossible), you cut out the record label entirely. Make your mixtape shit available for download( and if its hot and free, people will get to it.) get popular and just go on tour. Keep on touring to make money (puttin in work mangg) and then put out an album to solidify your place in the game. (aka Drake?....i mean even if his album flops he's still gonna have a place in the game because of the other tapes he put out and prolly the same amount of money as a middle/high class rapper these days)


Got it now?

I don't care if you're a rapper, violinist, DJ, dog whisperer, 3 string foot propelled air celloist. Put out some(GOOD) music, play concerts, promote yourself, it can’t be shit either, you need to be saying something worth while or doing something actually good and dammit, please don’t be like everybody else.

Okay, GO MAKE SOME MAGIC.



-b Funk

Dirty Money




I can't believe I'm doing this. Forgive me.

Diddy has recently formed a new group with female vocalists, Dawn Richard & Kalenna named "Dirty Money" (real original right?). Their first single is entitled "Angels" and has a pretty slick video, which was directed by Hype Williams, (which is why it's good). The song also features an opening and same closing verse by the late Big Papa himself, the Notorious BIG (a solid reason why the song is good. RIP Biggie). Don't ask me why but I really like this , it's got a nice beat and overall good sound to it.

But don't get me wrong, I still can not stand Diddy. He's got a few songs that I hold close to my heart for personal reasons, but the rest of his material, as well as his career...not a fan. It's my bet that he didn't write his lyrics. Seriously, just look at that picture up top, you some kind of G now? Get outa here man.

Thanks Duke for showing me this. (welcome back homie)

-b Funk

The Miz...United States champ?




Last night on WWE's benchmark program, Monday Night Raw, the unthinkable occurred. Mike Mizanin, better known by his wrestling stagename "The Miz" became the WWE's United States champion. Now this isn't just me being pissed because I don't like him or something, it's more than that.

First of all, look who he is. Does the name possibly ring a bell? He was on MTV'S THE REAL WORLD, this guy is a tool and has no right to be anywhere near a wrestling ring, enough said.

But I'm not finished, he sucks too.

Okay now I'm finished.

Kid Cudi, Man On The Moon: A Positve Look and Listen Into The Future





Just about two weeks ago, the hyped about rapper, Kid Cudi, released his much anticipated first album, "Man on the Moon: The End of Day". Despite this being his first officially released album, fans of the "indie"/"new school" rapper had already tasted a bit of his style, flow, and skill through his various TV appearances, Album collaborations, Live performances, and free Mixtapes.

This Kanye West protégé (don't worry he only possess a few of Mr. West's character traits, hubris NOT being one of them) first caught the underground's (and Kanye's) attention with the July 2008 release of his mixtape entitled "A Kid Named Cudi", which combined elements of hiphop, jazz, rock and soul. A few months later Cudi made one of his first major musical appearance where he performed with Travis Barker and the late DJ AM on a side stage at the MTV Video Music Awards. Later in the year he also made his first album appearance on Kanye West's 808s and Heartbreak and then followed the (official) release of Cudi's highly popular single "Day 'n' Night".

Well enough background information, let's get into the "meat and potatoes" (mmmm) of this whole thing: the actual album itself....Actually, before I get into the album, let me make note of why exactly I'm writing about this. Besides the fact that I happen to really enjoy it, I feel as though the meager, barely over 100 word review by Jody Rosen of Rolling Stone does not do the album justice. It's pretty clear that the writer didn't really even give it a chance. Despite stating " the music is engrossing and Cudi's angst genuine" he mentions "his raps get pedestrian". If Rosen is looking for Eminem or JayZ like rhym prowess, he should probably look elsewhere (not saying Cudi's rhymes and lyrics are juvenile or terribly lacking). Additionally Rosen's comments that Cudi's assertion "ad nauseam that he is a 'lonely stoner' is just annoying" and "a hipster boast masquerading as a confession" is (in my opinion) way off. To my knowledge, the "lonely stoner" reference is only used on ONE of the album's songs (Day 'n' Night) and I feel it is not boastful but a true self-reflective statement. Anyway, maybe I have my own biases, but nonetheless..let's get into my own opinion.

On "Man on the Moon: The End of Day" Kid Cudi combines futuristic-new age-electro-spacerap with the singing, melody, and theatrics of Broadway show tunes (think Q-tip meets the Flaming Lips meets Kanye West meets Daft Punk). This isn't exactly a full on "rap" album to say the least, but that doesn't matter because it's new and it's different and (I think) it works. The production, which combines driving robotic-like drums, synths, melodic strings, and an array of other sounds is extremely ear pleasing and complements Cudi's unique on and off rap/croon style extremely well.

In a way, this is a "concept" album, consisting of 15 songs broken up into 5 separate acts (In order from 1-5 the acts are titled The End of Day, Rise of the Night Terrors, Taking a Trip, Stuck, and A New Beginning). Throughout the different acts on the album, in a sort of dream sequence, Kid Cudi deals with very real human emotions, struggles, and experiences such as: dreams, death, hopelessness, depression, and trying to rise above it all.

Surprisingly (or maybe not?), some of these very same elements make up much of the content of the Pink Floyd album, "Dark Side of the Moon" (which happens to be one of my favorite albums of all time). Because of the emotion expressed at the heart of much of this album (as well as Dark Side), which mirrors the emotions that all humans experience, it also evokes emotion from its listeners as well (especially on tracks like "Soundtrack 2 My Life", "Sky Might Fall", and "Pursuit Of Happiness").

As I said before, these themes are relatable to listeners because they all suggest different elements of the "human experience". Chris Thomas, the mix supervisor for "Dark Side of the Moon", once said, "what makes a great album is that you respond to it on an emotional level”. If this is true, then simply by default, Man on the Moon: The End of Day really is a great album and I'm not the only one who thinks so. Apart from a few less than stellar reviews from Slant, Rolling Stone (which i mentioned earlier), and the New York Times, most other reviews have been highly positive. Check the rest out HERE and if you're so inclined, give the album a listen and see (and hear) for yourself.

Kid Cudi's music not only sounds like the future, but it and he seem to both have a very "stellar" prospect ahead, because right now, where the Man on The Moon is standing, there is no Dark Side (ohhh no I didn't...yes I did).

Thanks for reading.
-b Funk

"Dave?"




Yo brah, you goin to see Dave?

Dave? Do you know him personally? So is he just playing by himself? Aren't there about 6 other people on stage? Don't they count?

How Do You Meaure A Man's Worth?



I normally don't do this sort of thing. This "thing" being: writing, (or blogging if you will) about my thoughts, ideas, or ideals BUT this is something that has been on my mind for quite a while. What the hell am i talking about exactly? All right, here's the setup:

Ever since a friend of mine and I had a pretty extensive conversation about life, our futures, aspirations, success, and failure I have been unable to shake this one question, "How do you measure a man's (or woman's or anyone for that matter) worth?" but the question is more than just that, it also encompass the question "what is truly living life?" and "what is happiness?"

In America ('merika!!!) most people measure their worth by success, the money they make, and the stuff they have. Now sure, you need money to survive (for the most part) that's just the way the world is set up, which in my opinion kind of sucks, but I'm not trying to go off on another totally different tangent here. So a person needs money to live, and when you have a lot of money life is easier, you don't have to struggle, you are able to buy shit (not literal shit but i guess you could buy whatever the hell you want), and you are able to go and essentially do things you enjoy. Well, that's all in good if you are able to get vacation time but what about those people who just constantly work and save up money and are rarely able to even enjoy them selves? Are they happy? Are they living life? Are they successful simply because they have money?

Many times I have heard the phrase "Americans live to work while people in other countries work to live". Is it just in our country that people live this way...? Constantly working and striving to move up the ladder...for what? To make more money and save up so you can retire and THEN live and do what you want? Why do we have to wait until we are 60(?)+ years old to actually live? Anyway, ideally isn't a job supposed to be your livelihood in that it's something you actually enjoy?

How about a different aspect to this whole "measure of worth question"? What about people who have tight knit families that have gatherings and come together and laugh and talk and tell stories? Maybe they aren't wealthy monetarily but are they rich and worth something because they have family and people who care about them? Is their worth measured by the number of lives they have effected and people that love them?

What about someone who has very little belongings and little to no long-lasting relationships with anyone. Instead he spends his life traveling the world, and gaining a wealth of vast and rich experiences? Is he wealthy because of his personal experiences or does all he see and experience mean nothing if he has no one to share those experiences with? Certainly he has lived and experienced the world and that could be all he needs in life to be content, but nobody else will ever know that. But then again, does that even matter?

Everyone lives differently, makes different life choices, and has different opinions, ideals, values, and morals. For how similar we all are in our humanity, we all have separate ideas about the true "human experience". The truth is, as hard as it may be, we can't impose our personal ideas about living life onto other people because everyone lives their individual lives differently. My ideas about happiness and worth as well as a host of other topics could be completely different than yours, but well...that's okay. As much as we would all like other people to see things our way, it certainly doesn't always work out like that.

I'd like to think that humans are social beings, but sure who doesn't want to be left alone some times? (some more than others) And sure everyone (most) likes having nice things, gadgets, toys, fancy clothes, whatever...but we don't really NEED them all. Additionally, it would be nice if we could all go out and accomplish what we truly want to with our lives, but the sad reality is that many people never get that opportunity. We all have different ideas about what we want to accomplish in life, not matter how old you are, I say GO DO IT! You want to amass the world's most comprehensive collection of mid to late 1970s KISS memorabilia? Fuck, go ahead. You want to travel the 7(right?) continents searching for love? Do it. You want to work in a hospital caring for the elderly? You want to gentrify the urban projects creating clean,safe living conditions for inner city families? Sounds fantastic to me.(I truly mean that) You want to run a business, screw people over and become filthy rich? AWESOME (now that was sarcastic).

But before you do anything, ask yourself this question:

Is a person's life measured not by money, but by the richness of their experiences and the number of lives they have touched? I say it is, but you decide. Work to live, don't live to work.

Thanks for listening.

Young is the New Lil



This isn't "new" in a sense but I felt like pointing it out and seeing if anyone agrees with me.

It seems as though "Young" or "Yung" is the rap world's new "Lil". Back in the day (but still pretty current as well) every new rapper coming out was named Lil so and so. Lil this, Lil that, Lil whatever Lil whoever. Nowadays it seems like the new thing to do is be a Young so and so, or if you are really creative a YUNG so and so. Are rappers just lazy and uncreative or is there something I'm missing?

Check it out, here's a list of all the "Lils" I could find, followed by all the "Youngs".

Lil' Kim (possibly the first "Lil", which actually made sense because shes short)
Lil' Jon
Lil Wayne
Lil' Flip
Lil' Twist
Lil Chuckee
Lil Za
Lil' Boosie
Lil Bow Wow (Grew up so now he's just "Bow Wow")
Lil' Zane
Lil Half Dead
Lil' KeKe
Lil Mo
Lil Scrappy
Lil' O
Lil Wyte
Lil' Cease
Lil Dap
Lil' Cyco
Lil Wil
Lil Cuete
Lil Troy
Lil' Ron
Lil Mama
Lil C
Lil Dre
Lil Blacky
Lil Demon
Lil' Flex
Lil Phat
Lil Sicko
Lil' Tweety
Lil' D (Sort of an embarrassing name if you ask me)
Lil Al
Lil Ric
Lil Minor
Lil Nut (....what?)
Lil Uno
Lil' Menace
Lil G
Lil Raider
Lil Kasper
Lil Bandit
Lil' Johanna
Lil' Black
Lil Jay
Lil Felon
Lil Sic
Lil Chris
Lil Mike
Lil Coner
Lil Kano
Lil' Yogi
Lil Weavah
Lil Ray
Lil Tone
Lil' Lean
Lil Murda'
Lil Eazy-E
Lil Gin
Lil Dank
Lil' Sisco
Lil Weavey
Lil Shine
Lil J
Lil Gangster
Lil Crook
LIL CHICO
Lil' Ru
Lil' Raskull
Lil Tim
Lil Peace
Lil Fizz
Lil Cali
Lil B
Lil' Meika
Lil' Savage
Lil' Pooh
Lil' Clip
Lil Mac
Lil Greedy
Lil Bay
Lil B-Stone
Lil Wicked
Lil Sin
Lil' Sho
Lil' Warrior
Lil' Nate
Lil' Madd
Lil' Head
Lil' Dude
Lil' Click
Lil Vandal
Lil Ty
Lil Twan
Lil Trea
Lil Sum'Em
Lil Skandalaz
Lil Shug
Lil Shorty
Lil Sheppard
Lil Rube
Lil Robb
Lil Riske
Lil Rice
Lil Rah-Rahs
Lil Puppy
Lil Precious
Lil Peppi
Lil Papa
Lil Odie
Lil Nick
Lil Memo
Lil Lady
Lil Hound
Lil Giz
Lil Fresh
Lil Flayma
Lil Eatha
Lil Duey
Lil Dub
Lil Drama
LIL Delinquent
Lil Danksta
LiL Chief
Lil Byrd
Lil Brook
Lil Boxer
Lil Bout It
Lil Bossy
LIL BLAK
Lil Biz
LiL Beazy
Lil Ammo
Lil Ace
Lil' DJ
Lil Danger

Before I go on to the Youngs, I'd like to mention that I have never even heard of about 70% of the above artists, which may or may not be relevant.

On to the Youngs (and Yungs)

Young 3
Young C
Young D
Young Dro
Yung L.A.
Yung Joc
Young Buck
Young Jeezy
Yung Ceza
YoungBloodz
Young T
YOUNG-JAE
Yung Berg
Yung Bizzle
Yung Boe
Yung Bubb
Yung Bundle
YUNG DIRTY
Yung E
Yung E.N
Yung Flint
Yung Here
Yung Kane
Yung Kee
Yung Kha
Yung King
Yung Kingpinz
Yung Kut
Yung Maja
Yung Mental
Yung Mony
Yung Munn
Yung Mutt
Yung Nasty
Yung Onyx
Yung PK
Yung Ralph
Yung Redd
Yung Ro
Yung Ruz
Yung Slab
Yung Spyda
Yung Tage
Yung Thug Hustla
Yung Top Bosses
Yung Truth
Yung Tut
Yung Twizzle
Yung Walt
Yung Whip
Yung Wun
Yung Zune
Yungen
Yung-Fresh
Yung-Illa


-Alright that's enough-



-My main problem with Youngs is...what happens when you get old? It's like you are setting yourself up for a lack of longevity. (which seems to be the case in most popular bands/artists these days anyway though)

Come on, I'd rather have somebody name themself Tity Boi or Gucci Mane than have some generic unoriginal wack Lil, Young, Yung whoever name. (okay maybe not Tity Boi, which is actually somebody's name...and if you think about it Gucci Mane isn't really that far off either) And as a matter of fact, the names "Boi" and "Mane" are also becoming more popular as well....


Okay I'm done complaining. Seeya.

P.S These also a dude out there named Young Lil

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