The Miz...United States champ?

Last night on WWE's benchmark program, Monday Night Raw, the unthinkable occurred. Mike Mizanin, better known by his wrestling stagename "The Miz" became the WWE's United States champion. Now this isn't just me being pissed because I don't like him or something, it's more than that.

First of all, look who he is. Does the name possibly ring a bell? He was on MTV'S THE REAL WORLD, this guy is a tool and has no right to be anywhere near a wrestling ring, enough said.

But I'm not finished, he sucks too.

Okay now I'm finished.